turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

phoeni-xx:

phoeni-xx:
ok so today started off with Lauryn Hill pandora and singing in my underwear

Just… so sexy phoeni-xx:

phoeni-xx:
ok so today started off with Lauryn Hill pandora and singing in my underwear

Just… so sexy

phoeni-xx:

phoeni-xx:

ok so today started off with Lauryn Hill pandora and singing in my underwear

Just… so sexy

goddammitstacey:

1/∞ Queer Reads - Fingersmith by Sarah Waters

That’s it. That’s the rec.

I literally cackled…

phoeni-xx:

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

his tiny little peeps get me every time.

(Source: dualchainz)

martianwritings:

Damn 9 months fly by.

So yeah 9 months ago I met this fucker over here, and I don’t really know how to encompass that day. Do I talk about how he was late to our date in the Chelsea Market because he had gotten a haircut then got the wrong directions? Do I talk about how nervous I was,or maybe how exciting it was to hear the now familiar fluster in his voice on the phone explaining that he’d get to the market real soon?

No, that’s a story for another day. However, what I will say, is that I have never met someone so inherently good. There is something special about him, as cliche as that may seem. He exudes a quiet energy that he doesn’t seem to see. But I see it. More accurately I feel it. So palpable, I am always wrapped up in his energy before his arms reach me. He heals me. 

Okay, okay I am done. I just needed to get a bit mushy for sec. 

  1. Camera: http://photogrid.org
reverseracism-is-whiteprivilege:

thealphaownsme:
Theres no doubt in my mind that Derek Hale has watched Frozen. reverseracism-is-whiteprivilege:

thealphaownsme:
Theres no doubt in my mind that Derek Hale has watched Frozen.

reverseracism-is-whiteprivilege:

thealphaownsme:

Theres no doubt in my mind that Derek Hale has watched Frozen.

radfeline:

*yoshi voice* yoshi

I really cant wait for my hair to get longer…

summerdiary:

by-sb:

at my studio

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Cute butt :)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 7D
  2. Aperture: f/7.1
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 44mm

(Source: arodenis)

dduane:

…Heh.

IT’S SO TRUE THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: beardedboggan)

crunchrapsupreme:


literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
crunchrapsupreme:


literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

kushandcake:

"Blue haze"

kushandcake:

"Blue haze"

(Source: alacanno)

daydreamgyaru:

Felt like the black kiki this morning haha. Now all I need is a broomstick and a black cat. 

(Source: daydreamgirlie)